IS that a potato in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?
Yesterday we revealed how Terry Flanagan found a todger-shaped treat in a packet of Wotsits.
Terry, 63, from Cheshunt, Herts, said: “It’s tiny but could be very rare as it’s the perfect shape with balls and all.”
The willy Wotsit isn’t the only rude looking food out there, as our cheeky gallery reveals . . .
Breast of British . . . spud is your bust bet for a hot potato[/caption]
Living on the veg . . . cheeky aubergine[/caption]
Rump stakes . . . someone got a bum deal with this tomato[/caption]
Sweet teat . . . meringue maker looks like they boobed[/caption]
Getting fruity . . . willy-shaped strawberry would keep your pecker up[/caption]
Raspberry nipple . . . was sorbet kept in a chest freezer?[/caption]
