“Surfing, sailing and jumping off waterfalls — they’re my favourite things to do,” my guide Marko says.
Jump on Norwegian Cruise Line’s ship Pride of America, unpack and sit back while the captain takes you from one island to another[/caption]
At the Fern Grotto, a secluded spot popular with couples tying the knot, there’s hula and singing[/caption]
And there was I thinking I had signed up to admire the finest waterfalls of Hawaiian island Maui on a hike through the rainforest.
True to his word, at the first two waterfalls he is straight in the water, clothes and all, scrambling up the rocks and leaping into the plunge pool below.
Not me. My feet are remaining on terra firma.
When not making a splash, Marko is a mine of information about the plants all around us.
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Exotic breadfruit trees, mango and tapioca plants, a rather scary-looking lipstick ginger you can’t eat and something called taro that you can.
Its roots are used here in Hawaii to make an unappetising-looking starchy paste called poi. “You must try it,” Marko says. There are many things I must do here but I decide that is not one of them.
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Getting here was quite an endurance test. A ten-hour flight from London to Seattle with British Airways, five-hour layover, six hours with Alaska Airlines to Honolulu, and then the whole thing in reverse at the end.
But what a brilliant itinerary. We’re ticking off volcanoes, zipwires, surfing, movies and more on calls into Maui, Big Island — officially called Hawaii, where we have two stops, in Kona and Hilo — and Kauai.
I’m also going to Pearl Harbor at the end of the cruise, to see the USS Missouri, aka Mighty Mo, the battleship on which the Japanese surrendered in 1945.
Not just that, but we’re staying the night in both Maui and Kauai because there are two things you really must do while on the islands.
Firstly, see the sun rise while 10,000ft above Maui and secondly, go local at a luau — a traditional Hawaiian party — in Kauai.
Which is how I find myself on a winding road heading up Haleakala volcano at 3.30am, staring out into the pitch black but wide awake as I’m still on UK time, 11 hours ahead of the islands.
It takes almost two hours to get to the top, which our guide Preston proclaims to be the most remote place on the most remote islands in the world.
He can say that again. Hawaii might be the 50th state of the USA but it’s in the Pacific, almost 2,400 miles from America’s mainland one way and 3,900 miles from Japan the other.
Not that we’re at all lonely up here. I reckon half the population of Maui is here and waiting, cameras poised, to catch the magical moment the sun appears over the horizon.
At the luau I had a fun evening with a free bar and hula dancers, singers and a fire juggler[/caption]
The Pride of America ship is a shrine to all things Stateside[/caption]
And there it is! Mission accomplished. It’s time to head back to Pride of America for breakfast.
The ship is a shrine to all things Stateside. The crew and most passengers are American — I have lunches in the Cadillac diner, dinners in Jefferson Bistro, drinks at the Ocean Drive Bar and watch live bands in the Mardi Gras lounge.
And in a nod to Hawaii, there are hula dancers as we embark, local grub in the Aloha Café and Big Wave beer behind the bar.
Hilo, our next stop, turns out to be the unluckiest of places.
It was hit by a tsunami in 1960 that killed 61 people and a volcanic eruption in 2018 that sent ash and lava spewing 11,000 feet into the air, destroying more than 700 homes.
I am visiting Volcano National Park, where Kilauea is still smoldering after the explosion.
“If anyone needs a bathroom, there’s one over there. We call it a lava-tory,” jokes guide Lili.
She tells me that 20 miles away, deep under the ocean, a new island is being created by volcanic activity. My excitement is tempered when I learn it’ll be hundreds of years before it surfaces.
Kona turns out to be a tender port, where we are being taken ashore in the ship’s lifeboats because Pride of America is too big to dock. At least that is Plan A.
Sadly we wake to news there’s too much swell to get us ashore safely.
Cue a day at sea.
Kauai is Hawaii’s Hollywood, home to celebs including Pierce Brosnan, Bruce Willis, Bette Midler and Julia Roberts[/caption]
The crew onboard and most passengers are American[/caption]
It’s disappointing but hastily arranged trivia quizzes, water aerobics, line dancing, movies and more keep us entertained.
Kauai is Hawaii’s Hollywood, home to celebs including Pierce Brosnan, Bruce Willis, Bette Midler and Julia Roberts, and movie sets for Jurassic Park, Raiders Of The Lost Ark, King Kong and countless other blockbusters.
I’m going to the luau — a fun evening with a free bar and hula dancers, singers and a fire juggler who act out how Polynesians arrived in Hawaii centuries ago.
The next day I follow it up with a boat ride on Wailua River to Fern Grotto, a secluded spot popular with couples tying the knot.
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There’s more hula and singing, this time a local wedding song. “You’re all married Hawaiian-style now,” our host proclaims as we start to leave.
I decide not to tell the hubby.
SAILING THERE: A seven-night all-inclusive cruise around Hawaii from Honolulu on NCL’s Pride Of America on January 14 2023 calls into Maui, Big Island and Kauai.
Price is from £2,089 per person including drinks and wifi, some speciality dining and $50 per person shore excursion credit per port. Call 0333 241 2319 or visit ncl.com.